Last month, I wrote a piece on Harrison Barnes and his “decision” to join the NBA or to return to North Carolina for his sophomore season. In the post, I presented the theory that the decision had been made well in advance, it was just a matter of timing to build suspense and intrigue around his announcement to return. From the comments section, it was clear how UNC fans felt about my spot-on analysis of their manufactured hero …
“I can’t believe you guys are STILL obsessed with Barnes. The more you talk about him the more power he has over you and your fan base. Real talk, let it go.”
“You are just a bitter duke fan, you need to get over it, every kid plays the same game including all the players that have gone to duke. cry me a river.”
“Lets face facts, you’re mad because Barnes chose UNC over Duke and right now Duke’s future doesn’t look terribly bright.”
Let’s put an end to this foolishness right now, Tarheels. To do so, I’m going to paraphrase the great Aaron Sorkin’s brilliant screen play from “The Social Network” to summarize my feelings about him. Harrison Barnes is probably going to go through life thinking that a lot of people don’t like him because he’s a Tarheel. I want him to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won’t be true. It will be because he’s an asshole.
Jim Young from The ACC Sports Journal, and one of my favorite bloggers out there, posted his thoughts on the Barnes’ announcement and included the following statement:
When John Henson and Tyler Zeller announced their plans to return, but Barnes had still not given any word about his decision, the cynics came out in full force. Their line of thinking: Barnes already knows what he wants to do, but he’s going to string this thing out so he can create maximum drama and exposure. That theory falls apart, though, when you consider that this announcement was done with very little fanfare, via a Monday morning press release.
Jim’s absolutely right, there was no production, no “fanfare”. But what was he going to do? Pack 17,000 fans into Kenan stadium and shock everyone by announcing his return on the big screen? Who does that??? No, it wasn’t about the method of delivery, Jim. It’s about the timing. Not one response to Zeller and Henson’s announcement went published without its own paragraph dedicated to Harrison Barnes. Even though it was always a foregone conclusion that Barnes would return with his two teammates, there was nothing to be gained by being one-third of the returning group. To milk every last drop from this announcement, Tarheel fans needed to doubt him.
Late last week on InsideCarolina.com’s premium forums, the respected “insiders” were all hinting towards a change of heart from Barnes that would lead him to choose NBA riches over his Tarheel legacy. Dennis Marshall, Kendall Marshall’s father and message-board legend wannabe, joined the act by tweeting “Just heard something a little while ago that numbed me. I once heard a famous phrase…”money talks”. True statement.” As with all posts from Twitter, Marshall’s tweet may have not had anything to do with Barnes’ announcement, but judging from his childish involvement with message board hijinx in the past and coupled with the timing of these “bombs” being dropped to subscribers of InsideCarolina.com, it just makes all too much sense. False information was being leaked to UNC fans, or perhaps even to UNC “insiders” to perpetuate the facade that Barnes was suffering through this difficult decision. There was no romance involved in Zeller and Henson’s announcement. With Barnes, it had to be another chapter in his legend.
I’ll break down exactly what happened with Barnes by using another one of my favorite films of all time, Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”, as told through one of the most important speeches in the movie:
Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called “The Pledge”. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t. The second act is called “The Turn”. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back. That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige”.
The Pledge:
Harrison Barnes will play in the NBA someday, and will likely be a very good player in the league. Harrison Barnes is also a very smart, business savvy young man. That “someday” is not the 2011-12 season as Harrison has aspects of his game that need improvement before going against better competition than he’s facing at UNC, and his brand is certainly not going to flourish in an empty gym somewhere while the NBA season is on hold for the lockout. The decision itself was a no-brainer. The best place for Harrison Barnes was going to be at UNC next year. But where’s the show? Where’s the drama? Where is the talk of building a legacy? And that takes us to …
The Turn:
“Wait, why didn’t Harrison just announce he’s coming back? His teammates just did, and they had the exact same decision to make. I thought he was definitely coming back. It makes sense for him to come back, right?” Doubt begins to creep in a bit. Pre-season rankings start being tossed about by the pundits with Kentucky as a sure-fire #1 team … unless Harrison Barnes returns to UNC, that is. Some anxiety begins to creep in among the Tarheel faithful. “He HAS to come back, we’re a lock for the title if he comes back. Why isn’t he just coming back?” More doubt. More anxiety. InsideCarolina.com starts reporting that he’s deciding to leave for the NBA. Sources who were once sure that Barnes was returning saw their deadlines for an announcement come and go. The only official word coming from the UNC Basketball Banquet is from Shirley Barnes saying that Harrison was still agonizing over his decision. And Shirley Barnes is always honest, right? No announcement the Friday following the banquet, InsideCarolina.com message board insiders are confirming Barnes is gone, and Dennis Marshall hammers out a disgusted tweet, “money talks”. He’s going to the NBA.
The Prestige:
Barnes announces that he’s returning to school for his sophomore year. Now, FINALLY, we can label the Tarheels as early favorites to win the NCAA championship. FINALLY we can talk about Barnes and his legacy at UNC. FINALLY we can talk about how mature Barnes is, and how great this is for the college game. In the classic style of all great fish-tales, we can talk of how Barnes turned down the #1 pick in the NBA draft to return to UNC, completely ignoring/forgetting that he wasn’t ever going to be the first pick. All of the stories and blogs and tweets we’ve been saving for the past three weeks can FINALLY be distributed to the masses. The wait is over. Thank you, Harrison Barnes. Thank you for coming back next year. In the end it was his love for UNC that won out over his dream of playing in the NBA. Barnes continues to follow in the footsteps of his hero, Michael Jordan. It’s all so clear now, bravo, Mr. Barnes.
Excuse me for not applauding. I know what’s behind the curtain.